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Random (un)funny
Jan. 23rd, 2009 05:31 pmFunny No 1 - Took flora to her swimming lesson today. Mothers in cafeteria chatting:
1st Mother - Awww, how old is he (points to baby in pram)
2nd Mother - 3 months.
1st Mother (leans over pram) Awww, are you a baby? Are you? Are you a baby.
William sitting next to me: Yes, it's a baby. Quite obviously.
Me: Die.
Funny No 2 - Driving in the car with kids.
William: La la la la la.
Flora: Shut up, Wills.
William: LA LA LA LA LA
Flora: SHUT UP WILLS!
Me: Both shut up.
William: *blows raspberry*
Flora: Oh for the love of God.
Unfunny No 1 - Ringing up to arrange some sort of payment plan on my gas and electricity bill which is £475. Woman asks me to read meter, which I do, then she tells me my bill is actually £800. Me: cry.
Happy No 1 - Paddy home in about an hour.
Good Wedding bargain No 2 (dress was no.1) - Make up counter of MAC in my local big town will do my wedding make up; trial for £25 and on the day for £25 as long as I go to the store. also, you get the same amount of make up products to the value you paid for the makeover. I had booked a woman to come to my house, and it was going to cost £110 plus her petrol fees of £80. Saving: £140. Bosh!!!
1st Mother - Awww, how old is he (points to baby in pram)
2nd Mother - 3 months.
1st Mother (leans over pram) Awww, are you a baby? Are you? Are you a baby.
William sitting next to me: Yes, it's a baby. Quite obviously.
Me: Die.
Funny No 2 - Driving in the car with kids.
William: La la la la la.
Flora: Shut up, Wills.
William: LA LA LA LA LA
Flora: SHUT UP WILLS!
Me: Both shut up.
William: *blows raspberry*
Flora: Oh for the love of God.
Unfunny No 1 - Ringing up to arrange some sort of payment plan on my gas and electricity bill which is £475. Woman asks me to read meter, which I do, then she tells me my bill is actually £800. Me: cry.
Happy No 1 - Paddy home in about an hour.
Good Wedding bargain No 2 (dress was no.1) - Make up counter of MAC in my local big town will do my wedding make up; trial for £25 and on the day for £25 as long as I go to the store. also, you get the same amount of make up products to the value you paid for the makeover. I had booked a woman to come to my house, and it was going to cost £110 plus her petrol fees of £80. Saving: £140. Bosh!!!
