the_flic

1. What is your favorite word?
Me 

2. What is your least favorite word?
Any that don't begin with an m and end with an e

3. What turns you on?
Men dressed as women, women on women lovin', men on men lovin, men being dominated in the bedroom.


4. What turns you off?
Perhaps unsurprisingly, not that much.


5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck


6. What sound or noise do you love?
My kitten purring, my kids giggling madly, my fiance in the throes of passion. Not necessarily in that order.


7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Early morning birdsong. Seriously. it's ridiculous that something so small can be so loud, and no one needs to be woken up that friggin early.


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Actress. I was born to act but I missed my vocation.


9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
Colonic irrigationist

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"The Special Hell is just over there, and your friends are waiting with brand new dirty wrong cross gen porn."