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Master Fic List

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This is a complete list of links to my slash fanfiction, and updates on WIPs.  Check individual fics for pairings. 

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Fic

Potter Potions 31,558 words.  Threesome.   Eight chapters.  Complete. Harry/Snape/Draco.
Staggered 24,000 words.  Humour, flangst. Threesome.  Four chapters.  Complete.  Harry/Snape/Draco
A Lesson in Love 5,500 words. Adultery, angst. Harry/Snape.
Master Green Eyes 33,000 words. Mpreg, angst, romance. Harry/Snape.
Fire Call Series Humour, romance, first time. Harry/Snape.
The Perfect Companions 11,000 words.  Humour, romance, first time.  Six chapters. Harry/Snape
A Fitting Punishment 3,143 words.  Detentions, desks, skirts and blindfolds. PWP.  One shot.  Harry/Snape
Supplementary Chastisement  2,240 words. Sequel to A Fitting Punishemnt. PWP. Wall!sex. Harry/Snape
Of Walls and Jealous Malfoys 2,212 words. Flangst, PWP.  One shot.  Harry/Snape
Birthday Blues 1,459 words.  Humour, PWP. One shot. Harry/Snape
A Night To Remember 2,130 words. Humour, PWP. One shot. Harry/Snape
Absence (Makes the Heart Grow Fonder) 3,177 words. Angst. Harry/Snape
Dark Desires 6,000 words. Noncon/rape, darkfic, angst, hopeful ending. Harry/Snape

I Give To You 3,674 words.  Creature fic.  One shot. Harry/Snape.
After The Summer Of Youth 3,542 words. Angst/Fluff. One shot. Harry/Snape
Between the Lines 3,969 words.  Angst. Infidelity. 1st person POV Ginny.  Harry/Ginny, Harry/Snape
Foolishness, Frozen and Thawed 1,048 words. Harry/Snape
The Producers 83,513 words. Humour, angst, first time. Sixteen chapters. Complete. Harry/Snape
Don't Close Your Eyes 720 words.  Angst, romance. One shot. Harry/Snape.
Forgiveness 100 word drabble. Harry/Snape.
OOC 603 words. Crack!fic.  Severe fluff. Harry/Snape.
Never Trick a Trickster 400 words. Halloween Humour.  Harry/Snape
Backlash 865 words.  Whipping.  One shot.  Harry/Draco
A Good Bet 10,800 Humour, romance Harry/Draco
What Once Was Mine 4,250 words.  One shot.  Draco/Tom Riddle.
The Only Gay in Hogsmead 749 words.  Crack!fic. Draco.
Uncompromising Corsetry 1,446 words.  Corsetplay One shot. Snape/Al.
So Generous 545 words.  PWP.  Bondage. One shot. Snape/Al. 
Drowning In Dirty 2,600 words. Lolita!Al, PWP. Snape/Al
Don't Get Caught 7370 words. Flangst. One shot. Harry/Scorpius
Beautiful 2,872 words.  PWP. Chan.  One shot.  Lolita!Scorpius.  Harry/Scorpius
Any Dream Will Do 2,740 words.  PWP.  One shot.  Gimp!Harry.  Harry/Scorpius
Closer to Free  WIP, 3/10 chapters complete.  Harry/Scorpius
A Knight To Remember 2,014 words. PWP Harry/Scorpius
Past Imperfection 2,100 words. Desk!sex, rough sex, love/hate. Harry/Scorpius
Eyes Wide Open 900 words. Wall!sex, teacher student. Harry/Scorpius
Where Loyalties Lie 517 words Harry/Scorpius
Helping Hand 400 words Harry/Scorpius
Buns, Bums and Bruises 1,597 words. Harry/Scorpius
Rub a Dub Dub 2,000 words. Harry/Scorpius
Read All About It 1,700 words. PG. Harry/Scorpius
Scorpi-Puss in Boots 350 words PWP. Harry/Scorpius
Raison D'etre 124 words. Dark!fic. Harry/Scorpius
One Kiss 224 words. Harry/Scorpius
Two's Company 1,000 words. PWP. Harry/Scorpius/Teddy/Charlie
Skin Deep 1,013 words. Threesome. PWP. Mild incest. One Shot.  Harry/Scorpius/Draco
The (Un)fortunate Episode of Year Six and the Cupio Potion. 3,648 words. One shot. Harry/Snape/Scorpius
Never Be Mine 3,342 words.  One shot. Angst. Scorpius/Al
Brotherly Love 3,940 words. Non-con, incest, angst. Albus/James II
More Than a Feeling 2,568 words. PWP, wallsex. Draco/Al
Distraction Interaction 284 words. Draco/Al
Almost Lover 2,200 words. Adultery, m/m sex, angst.  Draco/James II
When Darkness Closes In 5,120 words.  Dark themes, violence, h/c.  Snape/Regulus
The Wrong End of the Stick 124 words. Crack fic. Snape/Black
Sins of the Father 950 words. Noncon, chan, darkfic. Snape/Lucius
The Silence of the Peacocks 3,795 words. Chan. Incest. Angst. Draco/Scorpius
Round One  Going to Hell Series 1,734 words. PWP.  Sixsome.  HP/SS/DM/LM/ASP/SM
Round Three Going to Hell Series 2,319 words.  PWP.  Sixsome.  HP/SS/DM/LM/ASP/SM
Round Five Going to Hell Series 2,841 words.  PWP. Sixsome. HP/SS/DM/LM/ASP/SM



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2009-05-25 08:35 pm

lj to dreamwidth

Help needed!!

Can I back up my LJ using LJ-sec to dreamwidth; and if so how? And if not, how DO i copy my posts over there??

Thanks in advance!!

xxx

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2009-05-24 09:46 am

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Surprised, but thrilled by a recent spate of new friendings to my journal! Welcome, new friends, put your feet up, relax, and make yourselves at home! Oh and enjoy the porn fic whilst you're here!!

A huge thankyou to the fabulous [livejournal.com profile] anthimaeria who send me the best wedding present ever: 2 huge tubs of Almond Roca (the best sweets in the WORLD) and ovulation tests!!! lmfao - my darling, you have no idea how brilliant it was to get those. I am a confirmed POAS addict (pissing on a stick) so I've thoroughly enjoyed those as much as the almond roca. Not at the same time, obviously...that wouldn't be sanitary now would it..

Bolstering my good mood even more is looking forward to [personal profile] softly_sweetly coming to visit me in June!!!!!!!!! I can't wait to spend time with her, chilling out and talking all things HP and fandom, as well as hopefully getting to the beach for at least a day of her visit! *squees*

More squeeing. Had the most wonderful day yesterday. Paddy's mum was here and she took us to Longleat (a wildlife safari park). It was a gorgeous sunny day, the kids behaved themselves and I did not have to make good on my threat of throwing flora out into the lion enclosure. I think the lions were rather sad they didn't get their Flora sausage roll but hey, can't win em all can you? She also treated us to dinner and it's amazing when you've not been anywhere fun for months how much you appreciate a good day out like that. Even better is that Sarah is coming down to visit today, and I know we're going to have another brilliant day.

Hope you're all having a great weekend too, lovely flist. *runs off to nom more almond roca*


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2009-05-19 07:39 pm

Where to begin!!!

First off, the gorgeous[info]calanthe_fics is co-ordinating another fandom recipe book effort. The last one was extrodinary, and had recipes, drinks, as well as ficlets, from people all over fandom. Well, she's doing Vol 2, and if you're interested, you should go to this post here and join in the fun. Fandom Recipe Book Vol 2.

Secondly, I find very little time to read fic whilst sat at the computer. Usually it gets downloaded to my ipod, where I read, <strike>wank</strike> enjoy, and do my best to remember to leave comments. But I grabbed me a piece of[info]softly_sweetly today, who blew me away in 270 words with some bloody fantastic cross gen, involving Scorpius, Harry and Snape. Guh. Still wiping computer chair dry. Do yourself a favour and take 3 minutes to read Anticipation 

 Found out today that Paddy gets his four year army bonus next month. Which means our financial woes will be considerably lightened. I can't tell you how much of a relief that is. I was all ready to pack in the baby-making and get a job instead. A proper one, not this part time photography lark.

Paddy's mum's coming to stay with us for the weekend. She's nice enough but God, does she talk. Like, non stop. And always about 'old times' which makes it really fucking difficult to join in the conversation when you WERENT THERE. I sort of suggested he take her and the kids out for the day on Saturday and he had his hurt, puppy dog face on. Like I should WANT to spend the day with them all, lmfao. At least his sister isn't coming. In fact we 've not heard from her since the wedding. Perhaps something to do with the fact that we thanked my mother profusely for making our wedding cake?!! Luckily there's no room for her and all those kids to stay here anyway. I seriously couldn't hack her coming to stay for more than a few hours. Ick.

Umm, I still haven't got around to doing the postcards, mainly because there's nowhere in fricking Blandford that sells them. So when we go to the beach this weekend, I'll get some then. I promise!!! Oooh, and a huge thank you to[info]enchanted_jae who send me an awesome postcard!!! Rennick Road! lmfao.. thanks darling.. swear you'll get on in return v v soon!! *Hugs*

 

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2009-05-14 08:43 pm

Muhahaha.. had to share...

Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.   

I can Type realee quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..   

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,   
Pepole really seam to respond
to me well. Certain men and all the ladies.   

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.   
 

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,   

I can start emeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.   

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRYAN     

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.   


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Employer's response:

Dear Bryan ,   

It's OK honey, we've got spell check.  


See you Monday.

 

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2009-05-12 11:12 am

Fic: La Petite Mort (Harry/Snape) NC-17

Title: La Petite Mort
Author: [livejournal.com profile] fbowden
Characters: Harry/Snape
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Humour?!
Word Count: 8,500
Summary: Severus died that night in the Shack. He goes to Heaven but he's not there to live forever. He's still got things to do to redeem himself. The Archangel Gabriel gives him the job of being Harry Potter's new Guardian Angel. Madness ensues...
Author's notes: I instantly knew I'd have great fun with this prompt. Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] drachenmina and [livejournal.com profile] brknhalo241 for outstanding beta work, conducted as always with fine toothcombs. Special thanks goes to [livejournal.com profile] drachenmina who used her extraordinary talent for humour to enrich and enhance this work of fiction.

La Petite Mort )
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2009-04-25 08:34 pm
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Just wondering..

I'm a bit poll crazy this week, but hell, what's the point in having a snazzy account if you're not going to use the features? I was just wondering:

[Poll #1389922]
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2009-04-25 02:02 pm
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More crack drabbling

Silly Snarry cross-dressing :D


I am deadly serious, Potter... )
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2009-04-16 10:14 am

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Kept waking up in the night, not too bad though. Finally got up at half 7 this morning. Kids driving me crazy so I offloaded them on my friend *g* Waiting for parents to arrive - ahhh doorbell, they're here!!!

Off to hairdressers and make up in a mo!!

More later

xxxxxx
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2009-04-15 04:01 pm

Dear Mother

Please stop calling me with questions like: when will your father eat lunch tomorrow and where will we store the turkey? I DON'T CARE. Father can sort his own faffing lunch out while I'm at the haidressers and the turkey can wring its own neck for all I care.

Dear RL friends: Please  stop calling me and asking if I'm nervous. Your phonecalls are not helping to stop making me nervous. If you must call at all today, call about something non wedding related. Preferably an amusing story about someone who fell over. That's always good for a chuckle.

Dear Children: Please stop acting like brats today. It may be I'm stressed out and your behavious is no worse than usual. But it FEELS worse. So pack it in before I lose my last remaining shred of temper.

*breathes deeply*

*goes back to obsessing over height of hair quiff*
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2009-04-15 01:57 pm

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Just finished cutting up the cake. Admittedly this did not take me since I posted yesterday to do. I couldn't be arsed yesterday.
I am sitting here with a gum shield in, in a vain attempt to whiten my teeth before tomorrow. the children are very curious and keep asking what I'm doing. It's not very easy to explain when you're dribbling and have 2 plastic moulds shoved in your cakehole.
Did not sleep very well again last night. Feeling alternively sick and depressed in equal measures. so convinced something's going to go wrong. Don't like being centre of attention very much either (yes,[info]sassy_cissa and [info]alisanne I'm sure you find that hard to believe!!) but I really don't, so I'm not looking forward to all eyes being on me. Especially as my skin has broken out since yesterday and the foundation I brought now seems not to match my skin colour.

Please don't feel the need to respond to my whinging and moaning! Just feeling very very nervous now! 26 hours til the ceremony....

 
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2009-04-14 07:57 pm

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ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Okay that feels bettter.

I want to read Snarry a thon fics but I have to cut 4 wedding cakes into a hundred and twenty pieces and then insert each piece into a carboard box smaller than the size of a cigarette packet. *sobs*

I waxed my face today. MY FACE. I think I'm losing the plot. Please God let Thursday hurry up. My impatience is driving everyone around me nuts. Including myself.

Managed to get my mother completely decced out in an outfit. Even managed to convince her to buy a hat. It's a very nice hat. You'll see pics of her and the hat Friday *g*

Love you all!!

xxxx
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2009-04-13 01:02 am

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*is tapping fingers impatiently for next [community profile] snape_potter Snarry a thon fic/art*

Posting apparently at 8pm in the evening EST. What the hell is that UK time?!

Ahahha! it was posted while I was writing THIS post! Which means I can happily go to bed with fic, and that EST 8pm = 1am uk time. *g*
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2009-04-10 10:19 am

ART! For Me!!!

The beautiful, gorgeous [livejournal.com profile] lesyeuxverts00 sekritly commissioned the outstandingly talented[info]oldenuf2nb to draw me a wedding present, and it is the best wedding present ever!!! It's the most awesome Snarry drawing on the planet and you have to check it out and leave both of them love. Thank you so much, I completely adore both of you *squishes tightly*

And er, Lyv? Can I come out of the closet you locked me in a while back? Kinda busy on Thursday *g*

Pretty Snarry artsie of awesomesauce
 

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2009-03-27 04:47 pm

the_flic!!

The lovely[info]bethbethbeth has informed me that the username 'the_flic' is available!! It's totally me, and you all know me as Flic anyway, right? Plus I'd happily pay the $15 to just change the name and not have to get a new journal, so that's what I'm going to do.

My doctor says I have cystitis. Round of applause to all who got it right from the bit of info I gave you! I'm currently in bed because it hurts less lying down. He says with antibiotics it'll clear up in a week, which is good because my hen night is next friday and I REALLY want to be able to get drunk lol. Won't be drinking on the fandom night out tomorrow in London, though *sad face* but I WILL be there, even if I have to get a crotch sling to stop the feeling that I'm losing my insides. TMI? Yes, I thought so *g* By the way,[info]anthimaeria, I'm still not certain your diagnosis wasn't correct and the tests he ran today will confirm that next week. It feels a bit too brutal to be an infection but we'll see.

Lastly, the easter hat parade was a bloody nightmare. ONE child out of 30 decided that she was too good to be singing/dancing/showing off her hat and sulked the entire time and refused to wear it. Of course, that child would have to be mine. I've told her I'm not going to any more school productions if she doesn't buck up, it's a waste of bloody time to go and watch her stare at the wall and have her back to us all. NOT happy that I spent 6 hours making a hat that she wouldn't wear.

Going back to bed. Paddy is being very lovely and taking care of the kids so I can rest. He really is a wonderful man and just reaffirms the reasons I'm marrying him (in two weeks and six days' time... *g*.. is this getting old yet?)

 

 

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2009-03-21 01:08 am
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10Q meme :)

1. What is your favorite word?
Me 

2. What is your least favorite word?
Any that don't begin with an m and end with an e

3. What turns you on?
Men dressed as women, women on women lovin', men on men lovin, men being dominated in the bedroom.


4. What turns you off?
Perhaps unsurprisingly, not that much.


5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck


6. What sound or noise do you love?
My kitten purring, my kids giggling madly, my fiance in the throes of passion. Not necessarily in that order.


7. What sound or noise do you hate?
Early morning birdsong. Seriously. it's ridiculous that something so small can be so loud, and no one needs to be woken up that friggin early.


8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Actress. I was born to act but I missed my vocation.


9. What profession would you not like to attempt?
Colonic irrigationist

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"The Special Hell is just over there, and your friends are waiting with brand new dirty wrong cross gen porn."
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2009-03-10 06:31 pm

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Paddy says he's okay and not to drive down tonight, he's coming back tomorrow.

Tom Felton on twitter revealed he lives in Dorking, Surrey *dies* Have you any idea how close that is to me?? I'm in Oxted, about 10 miles to the right of Dorking; check the map:


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2009-03-10 05:22 pm

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Is it just me, or does this icon conjure up all sorts of slashy fantasy?

Also, anyone know who the other player is, the one attempting to slip his cock up Broad's arse the one standing behind Broad?

Umm. Might be off on an improptu visit to Dorset in a minute. Paddy just rang, apparently the doctors are saying his dad has a maximum of two weeks to live. Trying to get someone to have the kids so I can go down there and comfort him, even if it's just for this evening.

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2009-03-09 10:18 pm

RL and a competition!

Things really aren't looking good for Paddy's dad. Don't know what to say, really. I'm very sad for Paddy, and the rest of the family and a little bit selfishly wondering how this is going to affect the wedding. I know, I know I'm a horrible person for thinking that, but honestly, it's more a case of 'should I cancel'? than OMG how dare you be critically ill/dead when I'm getting married.

Anyway flist, cheer me up! I'll write a 1,000 (or more) ficlet for the best icon you give me. I'm desperately in need of new, exclusive icons. Anything cross gen, Snarry, or general 'I'm happy' or 'I'm sad' and especially funny ones. Go mad and make me icons. The fav gets a fic, your choice of pairing and scenario *g*